| Guy at bar: | And so I keep trying to tell my wife that sienna is not a color. |
| Girl passing by: | Yes it is! Burnt sienna is a crayon you slanderous prick! |
| Customer: | You Greek? |
| Waitress: | Greek Orthodox. |
| Customer: | So you're Greek. |
| Waitress: | No, that's my religion, they call it Greek Orthodox. |
| Customer: | But you're from Greece, right? |
| Waitress: | No, Belarus. |
| Customer: | Russia? |
| Waitress: | Belarus. It's the former USSR. It's between Russia and Poland. |
| Customer: | I never heard of it. It must be very small. |
| Waitress: | It's not small. |
| Customer: | It must be very small. |
| Waitress: | It's the size of France. France is quite big, actually. |
| Customer: | I better look at a map. |
| Waitress: | Yeah, you'd better. |
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